Wignuckets

Once, a very very very long time before time, there was a tiny little village in the deepest, darkest forest. Mostly inhabited by wood sprites and fairies, but out of the way and far away from the sprites and fairies, lived the Wignuckets.

There was a reason the Wignuckets had to live out of the way and far away. They farted. ALOT and not only were they SMELLY, they farted in colors!!! Different colors!!!

There was a king. His name was King Wiggerberrydo. He farted the most. And he didn't fart in just one color, his farts were of the most beautiful rainbow colors. That is why he was the king. Only the one who was found to produce the rainbow farts ever could be king.

And that is only the beginning of their story......................................................