Sunday, December 21, 2008

And then the Wignuckets


The Wignuckets King was getting old. His farts were dull in color and didn't even smell that much anymore. He knew it was time to step down and allow one of his daughters to become the Queen. He had no sons, so he had to turn over the Kingdom to one of the girls. This didn't make anyone happy, especially the whole village of Wignuckets.
His first daughter was beautiful. Loving, kind and always happy. Alas, she didn't fart in colors. In fact, she didn't fart at all!!!
His second daughter was very very ugly. Always angry, hurtful and mean. And she farted in the most vivid rainbows that anyone could ever remember.
This made his choice so very difficult.
What should he do?

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